You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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