I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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