i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
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