Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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