nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I don't think brook has ever known best
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize
