I bet he comes in French.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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