Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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