at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
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