4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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