Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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