i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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