I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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