And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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