i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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