Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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