If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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