Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Welp...herpes.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Randomize
