i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
