yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
It's shark week go big or go home
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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