You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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