how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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