i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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