Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
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