So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
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