haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
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