hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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