He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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