He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
did i just pee glitter
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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