The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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