i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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