she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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