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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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