I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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