eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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