ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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