I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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