maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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