Three words: puerto rican gang bang
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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