I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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