Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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