he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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