Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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