I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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