why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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