my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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