I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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