David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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