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You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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