Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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