On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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