idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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