So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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