I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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